Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 13, 2016

At least he could write a song for her.

What? No big ass Teddy Bear?…..Pajama gram doesn’t have any snugly running gear?

Mine mom just called me asking what we will be doing on this Valentine day. We both had a panic attack. What Valentine day?

National male guilt day.

Actually, this is the first time I recall Frazz doing anything boyfriend-specific. I mean, sure they do every sporting event together and everyone refers to them as if they were a couple, but I’ve never seen them smooch or anything.

She’s a Kindergarten teacher. She knows about Valentine’s day.

she’s lying

There should be an age limit on having to buy stuff for this day.

Why wait for a special day?

I really like the joke here about how perfect they are for each other. It’s cute. Buuuut…there’s no way they both don’t know that Valentine’s Day is coming since they both work in an elementary school. That stuff would be plastered all over everything.

wait,,, Tomorrow is Valentine’s day?

she’s a keeper

comicsssfanHow much did they pay you to deliver that Applebee’s ad?

You know what this means….Valentine candy 50% off on Monday.

We’re having the gumbo that was left over from Mardi Gras. To each his own, I say.

bigpumaIn one of the dirtiest political campaign in years, you haven’t noticed ads can go either way, and there is money in either.

What Miss Plainwell and Frazz don’t know actually helps them.