A friend of mine wants to market a product he calls Long White Beard. It’s a fake beard you put on when you’ve been waiting forever at a restaurant. The advertising slogan will be, “Nothing says you’re getting slow service like Long White Beard.“
Now I suppose swathing yourself and your table in cobwebs would accomplish the same thing.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
A friend of mine wants to market a product he calls Long White Beard. It’s a fake beard you put on when you’ve been waiting forever at a restaurant. The advertising slogan will be, “Nothing says you’re getting slow service like Long White Beard.“
Now I suppose swathing yourself and your table in cobwebs would accomplish the same thing.
CccComics4me over 2 years ago
Looks like Big Daddy is on the web; or at least the web is on him!