A friend of mine wants to market a product he calls Long White Beard. It’s a fake beard you put on when you’ve been waiting forever at a restaurant. The advertising slogan will be, “Nothing says you’re getting slow service like Long White Beard.“
Now I suppose swathing yourself and your table in cobwebs would accomplish the same thing.
A friend of mine wants to market a product he calls Long White Beard. It’s a fake beard you put on when you’ve been waiting forever at a restaurant. The advertising slogan will be, “Nothing says you’re getting slow service like Long White Beard.“
Now I suppose swathing yourself and your table in cobwebs would accomplish the same thing.