Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 02, 2010

Ha! It’s true. Nobody wants llamas overruning the neighborhood.

in the words of Bob Barker: Help control the pet population! Have your Llamas and Camels spayed or neutered!

Laura, don’t argue with Adam. My condo’s common area was infested with feral llamas last year.

hee hee hee

Having our llama spayed. I’ll have to remember that one and use it with some of my wife’s exceedingly boring friends.

Llamas son mas grandes que las ranas!

The Lama

The one-l lama, He’s a priest. The two-l llama, He’s a beast. And I will bet A silk pajama There isn’t any Three-l lllama.*

– Ogden Nash

Sing the Llama song!

here’s a llama there’s a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen, little child to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama’s llama tastes of llama llama llama duck

half a llama twice the llama not a llama farmer llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck

is THIS how it’s told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin i’ve run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck

Oh, shytimes.

He’s merely making up a ridiculous excuse as the more unbelievable a lie sounds, the more believable it seems.