B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 15, 2016

“I’d like to take this them in my arms and shove them down my mawBut they don’t reach.”

Dr. Peter, you may have spoke a little hastily. He can outrun you when he’s mad.

Et tu, Peter?

Peter: “You should see the horrific makeover Mastroianni gave our sister comic this past Christmas!”

That won’t work for himunless he took shorthand in school!!!

♫ If you’re happy and you know it, clap your… ♫ Oh.

Poor Rex, he doesn’t get no respect.

I did. He sent it back with postage due.

But you have a great head…

If T Rex did write a letter would it be in shorthand?

If the T-Rex is mad at the writers making fun of them, he could go to their house for dinner.

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This fat broad came up behind me, grabbed my butt and said, “You’re kind of cute… you got a phone number?”

I said, “Yeah, you got a pen?”

She said “Yeah, I got a pen”.

I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you”.

Cost me 6 stitches.

Would it be in Short Hand!

Take matters into your own hands and do something productive about it!

The doctor is too quick with his sarcastic advice. Good thing his sign is a headstone. :-)

Actually, they did have a use, short as they were. If the T-Rex fell down, the arms were strong enough to let it brace itself and get back up. Otherwise, if there weren’t a rock or a tree it could use it was stuck.

Eat them. Problem solved.