Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for February 11, 2016
February 09, 2016
February 13, 2016
Transcript:
Astronaut: Wow! Our first alien encounter! Such an honor to meet you sir!
Interviewer: Tell us what it was like meeting an alien!
Alien: It grabbed my wife's shmoob, Bob.
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Asstronauts are like that.Always going for the shmoobs.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
What chaps him is even he doesn’t get to fondle the shmoobs.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
First contacts are all inadvertent bad touches. Don’t take that anal probe personally.