Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for February 11, 2016
February 09, 2016
February 13, 2016
Transcript:
Astronaut: Wow! Our first alien encounter! Such an honor to meet you sir! Interviewer: Tell us what it was like meeting an alien! Alien: It grabbed my wife's shmoob, Bob.
First contacts are all inadvertent bad touches. Don’t take that anal probe personally.