B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 23, 2016

I know it’s “The Stone Age”, but c’mon!

This strip cracks me up.

…and super glue

Cracks me up.

There’s a dollar off coupon in Sunday’s paper for Cornhuskers Lotion. It’s pretty good stuff.

It looks like our paleobuddy isn’t petrifying properly.

Had a ex… bought both moisturizer lotion and dry skin cream for her face. She said different places needed different creams. I think she was nuts.

I doubt that moisturizer can fix a zombie, however, and that’s what he resembles about now.

He might have dreamt about Medusa…

“Why? You already have it.”

BC looks a bit like St. Denis. Maybe BC stands for “Broken Cephalophore.”

He lost his head over it.

Y’know, Johnny Hart would have just drawn the third panel as a single. The first two serve no purpose.

I’ve heard of dry skin. But, this is ridiculous!

My wife complained about dry skin on her hands.

I suggested she do the dishes instead of using the dishwasher.

The doctor told me the bruise on my nose and my black eye should heal in a couple weeks…

Ouch