Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 05, 2010

I believe his name is Al Seimers.

Earl and Edna? Edna, Gran from 9 Chickweed Lane, and Earl William “Bill” O’Malley, her (late) husband?! –Nah, couldn’t be!

Hey, everyone forgets a few details now and then. That’s why I have my name sewn in my underwear, in case I forget who I am.

(You’re REAL name is “Fruit of the Loom”?)

I forgot to remember to forget.

Waitaminit… Let me check my driver’s license… How do you do? I’m the State of California!

Only remember the good times.

Did I eat breakfast?

Must have eaten at my restaurant: Sam and Ella’s.

I saw a real babe in a bikini, I forgot to breath but I am over it now.

I don’t remember what I had for dinner yesterday either.

Yesterday’s dinner is easy; it’s still talking to me.

I’d think the food poisoning would have been a prime part of the story. Makes it more fun to tell friends about in later years.

let my hair down 10 years ago. Still can’t remember where.

Dine out at Ptomaine Tommy’s - great gut bombs and other epicurean delights.

Don’t be a killjoy, Edna.

Funny but accurate. That’s exactly how your memory works in old age.

Sheik, you have Yerbouti sewn in your underwear? Eew!

That way I know how to orient my undershorts; the Yerbouti goes in the back.

The meal most recently eaten… To remember exactly would be defeatin’… The purpose of food digested… Is to feed the empty intestine… So that my belly is sated… My ego inflated…. And the wife’s input is just wasted…

Reminds me of a girl I used know…ol’ what’s her name?

Awww – let him be romantic.