B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 04, 2016

Mmmm Roast dinner with an attitude, get me an axe.

Probably too tough to eat, anyway.

Why did the chicken (get) cross (about) the road? ;-)

With apologies to Thoreau, perhaps the chicken hears the beat of a different drumstick.

Cave chickens got roads ?

Assertive chicken.

I want to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I want to live in a world where if chickens cross the road I can have them for dinner. (That’ll teach my neighbors to keep them in their yard.)

He didn’t cross the road because he was chicken

It probably ought to be “bidness”

In Florida we have suicide squirrels

Great Answer…But if armadillos never crossed the road, we wouldn’t have speed bumps.

Apparently he crossed it to give them the what for.

to prove to the armadillo it could be done

Because your “business” is where we get our eggs…

“Up in my business.” What the #!!@# does that mean, anyway?

Why did the chicken go half way across the road??

She wanted to “lay it on the line”…

To get away from Chikafil

It is easier then talking about the Gorilla!

I knew you’d catch on eventually

From the language, the chicken is apparently from “the hood”.