Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 04, 2016

I didn’t know Rod played for an NFL team…

It’s the most aggressive he’s been since he became a knight.

That happened to Shemp Howard in several Three Stooges shorts.

Send him to space for a year. Scott Kelly grew 2 inches.

That’s using your head Rodney.

Battering ram? How about all that chain mail?

Next week, they’ll use him for the boulder in the catapult.

It ain’t no easy ride in this man’s army.

I can relate :-/

No problem, that stretcher will fix that

The army will do that to you. My enlistment paperwork has me at 70 inches. 21 years later if I stretch I can just make 69 inches. Most of the time I am 68 inches.

“Well, at least I had my helmet on; and so I guess that’s something!”

Look up at the ceiling Rod, you’ll gain at least six inches…

Good one. Talk about ignoring concussions.

Which is a lot better then being used as a long distance spear!