Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2016

Just think of the flyHe can save us fromBy and byAnd if radioactiveIf should bite the great King KongThe spiderape proactiveCould do no wrong.

Is Wiz Harry Potters great great great grampa?

For a minute there, I thought Wiz had botched the spell the way he usually does. I wouldn’t have expected him to deliberately make the spider grow to giant size to give himself more of a challenge in disposing of it!

*She isn’t that huge.

Take care of it? How ? Feed and medicate it? House it? Well, it’s already housed.

He saluted with his left hand. ☺“There’s a spider in there the size of a Buick!”(from the Woody Allen movie “Annie Hall”)

He’s going to have to find a HUGE glass to fit over that beast. Well, we don’t kill spiders, do we?

Never send that wizard to do Harry Potter’s job.

I like spiders. They eat skeeters. Skeeters bite me. Spiders don’t.

Awwwww… isn’t it cute?

Help me! Help me! (see the movie, The Fly)