“Savings don’t grow like they used to with negative interest. Oh, you didn’t get the notice in the mail?.“And remember those dishes we once gave you for adding money to your account? We’re sending a big burly guy to take them back. Better cooperate, he’s a mean drunk!”. (Apologies to Lily Tomlin)
Steve Bartholomew over 8 years ago
It’s not drawing enough interest.
Bob. over 8 years ago
The banks think giving you $0.02 a month interest is a big deal.
Farside99 over 8 years ago
There is a $15.00 fee for closing your account. How would you like to pay for that?
emptc12 over 8 years ago
“Savings don’t grow like they used to with negative interest. Oh, you didn’t get the notice in the mail?.“And remember those dishes we once gave you for adding money to your account? We’re sending a big burly guy to take them back. Better cooperate, he’s a mean drunk!”. (Apologies to Lily Tomlin)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
“Because it was $90,000 yesterday.”
Ubintold over 8 years ago
Awright, just give me 89 cents.
billdaviswords over 8 years ago
a REAL bank would charge a $3 fee to close that account.
Pedmar Premium Member over 8 years ago
But the Nigerian prince told me he’d deposit $4 million!