Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 19, 2016

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    Linux0s  over 8 years ago

    Reason #2: Shatner expects the gifts.

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    blunebottle  over 8 years ago

    reason #3: Shatner doesn’t sing.

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    reason #4: He’s just plain rude to the “little people”.

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    I think somebody left that cake out in the rain.

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    P51Strega  over 8 years ago

    reason #5: he’ll boldly go where no one has gone before……and you’ll have to clean it up later.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    Relax with “Spock Thoughts” by Leonard Nimoy.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    “Beam me up Scotty… there’s no sign of intelligent life here!”

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    Alphaomega  over 8 years ago

    Bill’s got a new job with the weather network in Canada.He doesn’t know WEATHER or not it will last until spring!

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    tbally57  over 8 years ago

    Priceless!!

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    StoicLion1973  over 8 years ago

    We’re a few days early for “International Talk Like William Shatner Day”.

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