Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: You know, Pig. I've been thinking a lot about the afterlife lately... What do pigs think happens to them after they die? Pig: They get squished between lettuce and tomato and called B.L.T. Goat: I meant more in the heavenly sense. Pig: A B.L.T. can be pretty heavenly.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
The upside of cannibalism.
Bilan over 8 years ago
We’re more the Soylent Green type.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
When their time is near, many of them get sent to the Mayo Clinic. =rimshot=
tazz555 over 8 years ago
don’t be silly pig. there is more to life then that. Like easter where they are honey glazed
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Any farm kid will tell you pigs are cannibalistic and opportunistic. There isn’t much they won’t eat. Serves them right that we turn them into ham and bacon. Oh, wait….
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 8 years ago
Old joke for Pig. See the first PBS collection. Or was it the second? (I don’t have any because I pick up the treasuries when they come out.)
Eric Salinas Premium Member over 8 years ago
You can have 72 virgins or a BLT in the afterlife, but unfortunately, not both.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 8 years ago
This little piggie ate bacon.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago
“…clutching forks and knives to eat…”
PICTO over 8 years ago
“A BLT can be pretty heavenly”Only when you hold the lettuce and tomato.There’s more room for mayo then…
garcoa over 8 years ago
I like the lettuce and tomato as well as the mayo for the contrast in texture and taste.
DiminishedFirst over 8 years ago
So is the best tasting bacon from a pig that was feed only bacon?
stlmaddog5 over 8 years ago
And there’s Little Caesar’s bacon rapped pizza with 3.5 ft. of bacon (according to the commercial). That sounds pretty heavenly too.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Y’all ought to try replacing the ripe red tomato with fried green tomato slices on a BLT. Now you’re talking heavenly.
OGWhatahunk over 8 years ago
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Did you hear the one about the self-mutilating cannibal who threw up his hands in despair?
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ask Pig about his position on cabrito.
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
@PICTO
So a “bacon, mayo and mayo” huh?
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Goat, you are wasting your time trying to philosophize with Pig. Pig is more practical-minded. He knows what’s good. BLT forever!
Sandfan over 8 years ago
Thick cut bacon, home grown tomato, lettuce, real mayo, and a slice of Muenster cheese on toasted Oatnut bread with a mound of french fries on the side. Thank you, Pig!
Al Nala over 8 years ago
As a minimum, just gosh-darn GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Steve over 8 years ago
Even pigs know they’re delicious.
Number Three over 8 years ago
We won’t know until we die.
Nuff’ said.
xxx
Nimsshow over 8 years ago
You know it’s a busy week when all three panels are virtually the same (save for some hands in the first)
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
Says the cannibal.
Edmond Dantes over 8 years ago
I have three chickens.
Gertrude, Matilda and Peggy.
They give me green and brown eggs.
I gave them names, so no one would eat them.
Because they give me eggs and make me laugh in their little dinosaur ways.
The wife wants two more chickens.
Henrietta and Oohma.
tony_n_jen2003 almost 5 years ago
Strange that I ’m eating bacon now.