Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2016
March 25, 2016
March 27, 2016
Transcript:
Bob: Well, well, well, it looks like my rude, inconsiderate neighbor is actually in a good mood today. Maybe I'll actually sit next to you. Rat: Always mask your true intentions.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Don’t they have laws against assault and battery where Rat lives?
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
That rat is such a Joker.
Phatts over 8 years ago
the very worst time to trust a rude, inconsiderate person is when he’s smiling.it probably means he’s thought of something nasty
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Never trust a smiling RAT !
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Don’t be so darn presumptuous, Neighbor Never-gonna-get-up-again! Rat was simply fulfilling his assigned comedic-violence obligation to Cartoon-Boy, his self-confessed alter ego….
cdnalor over 8 years ago
Political humor?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
he should’ve known better than to trust Rat’s fake smile
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
The new pearls are strange
garcoa over 8 years ago
Somebody who walks in and calls you rude and inconsiderate deserves a whack on the head, figuratively anyhow.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Always wear a smile, it keeps everyone guessing”
Ginny Premium Member over 8 years ago
A takeoff on “walk softly but carry a big stick”. Good old Roosevelt!
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
Thank you, Rat. I’ll take your advice; I’ll be a politician.
Number Three over 8 years ago
The 2nd panel would be excellent for a desktop wallpaper.
xxx
Random Lurker Premium Member over 8 years ago
Some nerve, calling Rat rude and insensitive when he presumes that everyone will consider it an honor for him to sit next to them.
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Subtle, Rat. (As usual …)
DragonNerd almost 4 years ago
Homicide! :)