Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 21, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1995 Its Time for the top rated. fast -paced, action -teamed Substanceless News with Lisa Reilly and Cole persons Lisa: Good evening. Coming up, we'll have a teaser about a story we're working on. Cole's got more on that. Cole? Cole: Thats right, Lisa. and heres the teaser: The story is coming up and its crucial to your life and possibly your children's safety. Lisa: and it features the real-life actress from the heart - warming world premiere movie just shown on this network, Cole? Cole: For more on this we turn to Phillip Sterner an expert on the use of fake books as backdrops in taped news segments. The prop behind me is only two inches deep, and the entire frame is detachable form the wall in one piece. Cole: Finally, our own Chipper Yards is on the scene at the site of his current location, Chipper? Cole, one thing we know for sure -- Im standing outside wearing a jacket and holding a microphone, actually, thats three things signing off, Im Chipper Yards. Ok thats four things Lisa? Thanks, Chipper until Next time for cole persons Im Lisa Reilly at that time I'll remain Lisa Reilly. cole : Good Night.
Funny_Ha_Ha over 8 years ago
This is a comment that substantially supports the wry humor of this strip.
zenguyuno over 8 years ago
Unfortunately, this is a fairly accurate depiction of news broadcasting in the U.S.A.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Many times they are not outside but in front of a green screen.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
So accurate it’s scary.
pumaman over 8 years ago
Cut to camera 3. Just because.
richardj over 8 years ago
And now, a flashy graphic that tangentially relates to the subject.
No-Face (カオナシ) over 8 years ago
That tasty beverage you’re holding in your hand right now may be a killer, or maybe not. We’ll ask the owner of this water-skiing squirrel after these messages.
Linguist over 8 years ago
Many stations not only use green screen ‘remotes’ but have done away with camera crews and floor managers altogether. Cameras are computer & robotically controlled from the booth by one engineer and there may or may not be a news producer doubling as a booth director.
Even broadcasts of some sports events are faked. The broadcasters aren’t even at the game but in a small booth studio watching and commenting on the game via monitors and computers. Crowd noises are overlaid and blended into the sportscaster’s commentary.
Linguist over 8 years ago
Many stations not only use green screen ‘remotes’ but have done away with camera crews and floor managers altogether. Cameras are computer & robotically controlled from the booth by one engineer and there may or may not be a news producer doubling as a booth director.
Even broadcasts of some sports events are faked. The broadcasters aren’t even at the game but in a small booth studio watching and commenting on the game via monitors and computers. Crowd noises are overlaid and blended into the sportscaster’s commentary.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 8 years ago
And in tomorrow’s program, look forward to an in-depth interview with a political wannabe who you would avoid like the plague if he or she was your next door neighbor.
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
Twenty two years old and still reporting.
kapock over 8 years ago
Only time will tell.