Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 2016

Starve to death, or a shark lure?

I’d think that if he flipped over then he’d have a dang hard time staying alive with his arms tied like that. Patience.

It appears that his peers want him to disappear from the pier….

If they want to cement their place in the gang, they need to become hardened criminals.

Yep. They probably have big shoes to fill and need to put in the hard yards. :)

His name is Bob. Bob Ber.

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down…?

Being that he is floating with the fishes, does that mean when he finally expires he will go belly up?

Paint him red and make him a buoy.

Come on boss, be nice, lifting concrete is hard on our backs.

Can’s we have some time when there is no political thugs?

uniquename, looks to me like those guys thinks he’s been a very bad buoy, lately…….Bad Buoys! Bad Buoys…Whatcha ya gonna do when they come for you?

I suppose I’m rather dense, I don’t get it.

The wise guys misunderstood the Boss, when he talked about the business needing to stay afloat, and keeping one’s head above water, and cementing relationships.This gives a whole new meaning to " Pier Pressure ".

…. or the first small wave! The laws of physics win again!

@Varnes

No matter how you spell it,4 peers is 1 paradox too many!

I guessing that more then one person went underwater that day!

Pedantry ON: It would still work, just upending the victim to drown. Just leaving the corpse easier to fish out.

No, no, no, Styrofoam is for fish. See The Far Side!

Alpha omega,..Um, true, but…sometimes a second opinion may not be enough?… .Great come back, though…Salute!