Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 15, 2016

um… been nice knowing you, Manager

When asked what he thought of his team’s execution, he said, “I think it’s a good idea.”

I guess Andy can no longer afford the Manchester United games…. So, now he’s sneaking into the home town games, instead!

That’s not hair, it’s a hat.

I think there still has to be an easier route to the rest rooms or whatever,,,,,,,,,,,

An hour earlier for me, next week we will go to daylight saving so Andy will be back in his old time slot.

Football in the UK is actually what we Americans call “Soccer”.

This is the type of rubbish that will make a manager quit !

He’s got Donald’s hair.-—————————————-That is a cap not hair. And, it is “The Donald”!

The original “execution” line was by John McKay, the head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. (He also said, “Three or four plane crashes and we’re in the playoffs.”) I like today’s strip (but I don’t wanna marry it…..) It’s nice to see active instead of passive art, too.

@Number ThreeCan I please book “Oh The Thinks You Can Think!” from “Seussical The Musical” when my turn comes back around? You just can’t go wrong with Dr. Seuss!

Have you ever heard of an Ivy League hat? Check it out on Google.

FRIENDSHIP PRAYERMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotchof the person who screws up your day,and may their arms be too short to scratch…AMENWhy it takes awhile to understand English!!.There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is “UP.”

. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP?. At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?. Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?. We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.. At other times the little word has real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP.. To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word in the dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty.. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more..When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. .When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.

When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn’t rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it UP,

for now my time is UP, so I’ll shut UP…..

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~In dog years, I’m dead. I’d be much better off being a cat. You get nine tries.