Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 07, 2016

Calvin, she’s a keeper! She’s into scifi.

Those Zargs are rather testy.

Sometimes reality intrudes into the only thing that gets you through your day. sigh

Unless if I mean “Warp” in a different meaning.

The ZARG has nice little feet!!

she has no sense of adventure whatever

Zarg’s do get rather testy when you try and shoot them

Hate when that happens.

That should have snapped him back to reality.

@Linux0s: Indeed! Taste like chicken!

Let’s do the Time Warp again!

Definitive proof that the laws of physics are bent and shaped by female willpower.

“Confound it, the blaster jammed.”I’ll have to use that the next time… er, I mean, if I ever suffer “performance anxiety”.

I’ve never figured out why Spaceman Spiff needs to wear a mask.

Calvin, you have wisdom far beyond your years … you know when to back off.

But where will Calvin’s TOP be hauled to?

Susie almost looks like Lucy VanPelt in panel 3. She certainly sounds like her.

Susie, with the intergalactic language that Calvin understands so well. lol

Calvin doesn’t need to be hauled to the Principal’s office – he knows the way.

Almost mission success! I could have been sent to the principles office again! Out of class! YEAH!!!!

Wise move, Calvin.

Your bottom will thank you!

xxx

Way to walk it back Calvin, you have a real future in politics.

Love this one.

Yes snitch on me Susie I would rather enjoy seeing you in jail have a sign around your neck saying “I snitched on a classmate” and we’ll see if you is going to survive in prison (because if you snitch in jail you get stitches)

The only time he says “Confound It”.