Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 26, 2016

Are the cavemen buttered and salted?

That Tyrannosaur looks terrible. Watterson really improved his dinosaur art dramatically latter.

T-Rex: “Honey, what’s on the menu tonight? I hope it’s popcorn cavemen. I love popcorn cavemen!”

That’s ME, enjoying this year’s electoral shenanigans and imagining what I’d like to do to the contestants. Altho, in truth, I think there are at least a couple that even a Tyrannosaur couldn’t digest.

Man, Watterson’s art really improved from this later.

Cavemen and dinosaur never set eyes on each other. Dinosaurs went exist about 65 million years ago, while the first humans were not around until 2.5 million years ago.

I would say that I had the same imagination as Calvin when I was young, but that would be a lie.

My “mind” still works like that at 60…………..

Used to do that all the time.

To Kent Hovind et al., this is documentary evidence.

Yum, kettle popped cavemen

Wasn’t there a Calvinsaurus, king of the dinosaurs?

Gads, what a maw in last panel!

I can’t understand the fascination of popcorn myself.

There are much tastier treats out there.

xxx

Sorry Mom, prehistoric instincts got the best of me.

Good idea, Calvin. Think I’ll pop some cavemen tonight and sprinkle them with grated cheese. (That keeps them quiet)

Huh….

Not so — 65 million years ago dinosaurs decided to be environmentally responsible and become biodegradable. Thus there were no more dinosaur fossils, leading to the incorrect conclusion that the beasts had become extinct. They’re still around but darned hard to find. Except when they run for political office.

Should have been eating Jelly Babies.