Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 28, 2016

Dakota must have other interests other than mocking others and being a narcissist.

Of all Phoebe’s known interests, piano playing is the furthest from unicorns.

Isn’t there a boy she’s interested in?

Phoebe may be obsessed with unicorns, but YOU’RE obsessed with making her life miserable. Hey, that’s a nice comeback for bullies who want to slaughter your interests.

Dakota picks on Phoebe because she envies her for being best friends with a unicorn. So Dakota is just as obsessed with unicorns as Phoebe.

Or, some might call it a “way of life.”

Phoebe: I’m interested in finding out why you care so much – are you obsessed with me?

Not really Dakota.

Phoebe does have an elephant-topped pencil, as I recall…

My husband works with an male adult version of Dakota. He’s much more devious than Dakota and not in the least amusing. In fact, he’s downright dangerous. He throws everything under the bus in the interest of not only proving himself the ONLY one to know anything but in searching for ways for all around him to be in the wrong. I hope someone helps Dakota. For instance, she already has the personality of a goblin, so maybe….

A very worthy goal indeed, Dakota…

Yeah, I really did not understand Dogday88’s anger at my post. She acted like I had suggested something smutty.