The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 30, 2016

Show him your three toes, Brutus. See if he can read between the lines.

I think it is more likely to be slug. Because a sloth has a spine.

I was going to say the oxe, a hard worker but fairly slow and only when being driven…rest of the time goes out to pasture and takes it easy.

of course being chased by a cheetah might get the ox to move fast.

I would have to say my spirit animal is a lion. First, I’m a lion down on the couch, I get up, then I’m a lion down on the bed, get up again, utter what might be termed a growl, then I’m a lion down again.

Never give your boss an easy opening like that.

Just remember: “Cheetahs never win!”