Garfield by Jim Davis for September 12, 2010

Ouh jon, when will you learn? when a woman says no, thats a NO

Don’t push your luck with Liz Jon.

If a woman’s NO always meant NO, then women would never do anything - not for men, anyway.

(gets ready to duck rotten tomatoes)

@J.R.,

How true.

Never believe what women say about their own behavior.

I think he want to grow a moustache…………lolx……. XD

Go with what Liz says Jon……You’ll live longer.

and you’ll dress better and you’ll look better…

My husband is Chinese and once he asked if I thought he’d look better with an earring, I told him what Liz just told Jon and my husband said “thank you! I was so worried that’s what American women like!”

Okay Wheres Garfield?? I keep waiting for him to jump out somewhere.

oh Jon, you try to hard! why not let Liz dresss you? and pick all style choices!

I’m dumber than Jon. I’d ask again

Let’s face it, guys…not that many of us have enough hair follicles on our faces to raise a mustache that looks anything but lame. Unless you’re going for the ever-popular ’70s porn star look…. :)

Nothing can help this poor guy

How does she know she wouldn’t like it if he hasn’t even grown it? Try it , she might like it.

What happened to Garfield?

“Girlfriend” is not synonymous with “boss”, Liz.

And when a women says “Maybe” she means “No”.

And when she says “Whatever you want” it means “Your goose is cooked”.

How about stopping the Botox lip treatments, Liz?

“Well, can I buy a–” “NO.”

“I was thinking about taking up–” “NO.”

“Hey, honey, we should get one of–” “NO.”

Meanwhile, the woman goes out and does whatever she pleases.

The moral of the story: stop asking for permission. You’re an adult, you don’t need your woman’s validation for everything you do. The idea that it’s reciprocal is an illusion, perpetuated by women who want to stay in charge. When she proves me wrong, then you can start asking her opinion. Until then, she’ll just think you’re weak for doing so.

maybe he wants to grow a spine

It’s FAR easier to ask forgiveness that to get permission…

Jon wants to grow a tail, just like Garfield’s.

ewwwww! kissing!!!! :)

so, what if I grew a mustache instead?

Grow a PAIR, Jon!

Imanartisthoney, it wasn’t me who asked you to torment yourself like that.

The French perverts who invented ties for men and high heels for women are on the lam because the word is out that I’m looking for them. Never mind all the other idiocies that women have somehow been persuaded (these days, often by other women) they have to do to themselves in order to be beautiful.

The bottom strip would make a great daily by itself. ;-)

That’s just sick.

Jim Davis needs to tone down Liz’s DSL’s.

Whoa!!! What’s up with Liz’s LIPS??!! Help her please!!