Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 27, 2016

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    soon to be broke

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    californicated1  over 8 years ago

    How come there were no girls in bikinis or a hot tub in the back?

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’m sure you meant well; but, while Easter & Passover are entwined, and the 7 or 8 days of Passover often overlap with Easter, 2016 isn’t one of those years. Passover begins at sundown on April 22 this year.As the first link states, Pasch originally meant Passover, but has come to mean Easter as well. Perhaps that is what you meant.I’m not religious; just trying to help you avoid that mistake with your Jewish friends/acquaintances.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    "If life gives you a windfall, make windmills…

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    cosman  over 8 years ago

    Bulletproof way to never lose a 50mil. or more windfall: buy 50k shares,10 times a day of Procter & Gamble until all the windfall is invested.Each days investment will yield an average 3.00% dividend or $1.5mil./yr., never touching the principal. living only on the dividend: $100mil total invest./$3.0mil./yr. dividend, $500mil./$7.5mil./yr..Or better yet: cash half the dividend, and buy more shares with the balance.. Procter & Gamble’s solid because there’s ALWAYS a demand for soap and toilet paper..

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