My older brother’s future mother-in-law is a legal alien from England… though I’ve not yet met the lady (nor the rest of my future sister-in-law’s family).
I guy I knew might have been. He was in a foreign merchant marine and jumped ship in New Orleans. Got caught antd tossed. Later jumped ship in Canada and came over the boarder. For some reason he had no more problems and lived happily ever after.
Legal resident of the US.Speaking of which, all US residents need to go online today with the IRS and fill out form 1039BS to prove you are a legal resident. It MUST be done by midnight or you will be subject to fines.
QOTD #2: Mostly from this planet but if you had asked my kids ten years ago you would’ve gotten a different answer. For all I know they might give you a different answer if you ask them today.
QOTD #1: I’m not answering until I can speak to a lawyer.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
My older brother’s future mother-in-law is a legal alien from England… though I’ve not yet met the lady (nor the rest of my future sister-in-law’s family).
x_Tech almost 9 years ago
Does this teacher moonlight with INS?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Legal?Of course I’m legal….There are no laws against being or transporting a Susan…
(That I know about)Hey guys…there aren’t any….are there?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
But why are you asking?Do you have, like… a dossier?
Not that I have any reason to ask… you know…
Hey you guys…. sssh….go back to the attic….wait till the nice cartoonist is gone, OK?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Tony and the illegal legal BevBorn in the USA……..didn’t you read yesterday’s post?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Gosh…. I thought I saw Bev here a while ago…you don’t suppose…no…. it couldn’t be….
x_Tech almost 9 years ago
@SusanYeah, I saw she posted the question but when I refreshed the page – nothing.Has she ben blocked again?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Rats.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Hah. I’m not the one who went to jail!
Plods with ...™ almost 9 years ago
@Tony.Does having an urge to phone home count?
elysummers almost 9 years ago
Legally drunk? Usually,
ladykat almost 9 years ago
To the best of my knowledge, I am legal in Canada.
Bob. almost 9 years ago
I guy I knew might have been. He was in a foreign merchant marine and jumped ship in New Orleans. Got caught antd tossed. Later jumped ship in Canada and came over the boarder. For some reason he had no more problems and lived happily ever after.
I was a pall bearer at his funeral around 1980.
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
@Tony“Are you legal?”.Last time I checked I’m still legal in 49 states.
Tigressy almost 9 years ago
(umphth try)@JPuzzleWhizVenus.Germany.Yes.
Marathon Zack almost 9 years ago
@Tony@JPuzzleI am completely legal on a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Legal resident of the US.Speaking of which, all US residents need to go online today with the IRS and fill out form 1039BS to prove you are a legal resident. It MUST be done by midnight or you will be subject to fines.
Knightman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
April Fools!!!
Steven Wright almost 9 years ago
QOTD #2: Mostly from this planet but if you had asked my kids ten years ago you would’ve gotten a different answer. For all I know they might give you a different answer if you ask them today.
QOTD #1: I’m not answering until I can speak to a lawyer.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Bev… I don’t know whether you’re an alien, but you are definitely alien…