Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 01, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    My older brother’s future mother-in-law is a legal alien from England… though I’ve not yet met the lady (nor the rest of my future sister-in-law’s family).

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    x_Tech  almost 9 years ago

    Does this teacher moonlight with INS?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Legal?Of course I’m legal….There are no laws against being or transporting a Susan…

    (That I know about)Hey guys…there aren’t any….are there?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    But why are you asking?Do you have, like… a dossier?

    Not that I have any reason to ask… you know…

    Hey you guys…. sssh….go back to the attic….wait till the nice cartoonist is gone, OK?

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Tony and the illegal legal BevBorn in the USA……..didn’t you read yesterday’s post?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Gosh…. I thought I saw Bev here a while ago…you don’t suppose…no…. it couldn’t be….

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    x_Tech  almost 9 years ago

    @SusanYeah, I saw she posted the question but when I refreshed the page – nothing.Has she ben blocked again?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Rats.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Hah. I’m not the one who went to jail!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony.Does having an urge to phone home count?

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    elysummers  almost 9 years ago

    Legally drunk? Usually,

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    ladykat  almost 9 years ago

    To the best of my knowledge, I am legal in Canada.

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    Bob.  almost 9 years ago

    I guy I knew might have been. He was in a foreign merchant marine and jumped ship in New Orleans. Got caught antd tossed. Later jumped ship in Canada and came over the boarder. For some reason he had no more problems and lived happily ever after.

    I was a pall bearer at his funeral around 1980.

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    nosirrom  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony“Are you legal?”.Last time I checked I’m still legal in 49 states.

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    Tigressy  almost 9 years ago

    (umphth try)@JPuzzleWhizVenus.Germany.Yes.

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    Marathon Zack  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony@JPuzzleI am completely legal on a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Legal resident of the US.Speaking of which, all US residents need to go online today with the IRS and fill out form 1039BS to prove you are a legal resident. It MUST be done by midnight or you will be subject to fines.

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    April Fools!!!

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    QOTD #2: Mostly from this planet but if you had asked my kids ten years ago you would’ve gotten a different answer. For all I know they might give you a different answer if you ask them today.

    QOTD #1: I’m not answering until I can speak to a lawyer.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Bev… I don’t know whether you’re an alien, but you are definitely alien…

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