Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 31, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    I guarantee my great-grandfather had no electricity… when living on an Amish plantation!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Soiooo Bev what’s the question, hmmm?

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    California, about 30 miles from where I live now as a matter of fact.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Hahaha … Bev had to get the question!

    Serves you right, Bev…. after all that work I did for you during your long incarceration,

    (Does the air smell sweeter now that you’re free?)

    Anyway… in a hospital!We were civilised.Did you think I’m so old I was born in a log cabin?

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    rubinocreative Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Where were you born?

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    rubinocreative Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Me? Jersey City, NJ.

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    Olddog1  almost 9 years ago

    In the state of innocence. Didn’t stay long.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 9 years ago

    The Appalachian corner of Ohio; we all had electricity (thanks, FDR!), but indoor plumbing was by no means universal.

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    elysummers  almost 9 years ago

    I exist, therefore I am. . . . an Army Brat. I have no feelings toward the state I was born in and left 4 months later for Germany.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Montreal.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    What?

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    Bob.  almost 9 years ago

    Southern Wisconsin.

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    Tigressy  almost 9 years ago

    Was your first cry that loud?

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    Perkycat  almost 9 years ago

    I was born in Santa Ana, California in a small hospital that has long since been demolished. We had all all the amenities of the time. I think I would have Eliot (the little brat) look up electricity and learn about when it was discovered and how we got to where we are today.

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    ksu71  almost 9 years ago

    The correct response here is: “No, we had to watch TV by candlelight.”

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    Dani Rice  almost 9 years ago

    Church Home Hospital, Baltimore City.

    My younger sister did actually ask our dad once “When you were a little boy, and George Washington was president…” He stopped her, there. “I wasn’t here yet. (He was from Melbourne, Australia) Go ask your mum. She’ll know.”

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I resemble that remark. Born on the South Platte between Denver & Nebraska. On the prairie we used to beat impudent kids. (Mostly just threaten, a light smack now & then to get their attention.)

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Another Montrealer here now living in Ottawa

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    TonyDowntown Los Angeles in the California Hospital, a huge old Victorian Pile that has long since crumbled to dust.And it was a Cesarean birth, its a wonder I’m even here.And the reason I’m an only child! lol

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I have got to get hearing aids,……. what?

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    QOTD #2: A question I ask often as my father has hearing aids but refuses to wear them before he takes his shower. Not a problem except he doesn’t do that until after noon, as he says: “It’s nice to be retired.”

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    x_Tech  almost 9 years ago

    @TonyDon’t know for sure, I had my eyes closed the whole time.

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    cknoblo Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Marshalltown, Iowa. In a hospital that has been completely rebuilt since then. But, at 74, I suspect most hospitals have been rebuilt or replaced since then.

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