Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 22, 2016
March 21, 2016
March 23, 2016
Transcript:
I don't believe in the concept of heaven. The concept doesn't make sense. Nothing could be good all the time. You're still stuck in some kind of reality. Inevitably, some things will be sad, or boring, or will feel pointless. Imagine normal life, but everyone understands what your intentions were when you screwed up. Let me in! I'll do anything!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Imagine nobody even remembers that mistakes were made and everything always works out the way it is supposed to.
Ida No over 8 years ago
I’m just a poor boy whose intentions are good.Can I get grandfathered in?
emptc12 over 8 years ago
It’s 72 houris, as promised. And birth control devices not needed.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
One theory holds that “eternity” is actually a really short time but, in Heaven, feels so great that you won’t even mind.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s supposed to be the opposite. Everyone gets into Heaven unconditionally. No vetting.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
“…and everything always works out the way it is supposed to.”.The way who supposed it?