Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 02, 2016
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Mary Lou: We turned under the turnip patch, planted 80 squash plants and worked on the roadside stand! Gene: Any other projects? Mary Lou: Since you mentioned it... Mary Lou: There's always the 'baby project'! Gene: That hasn't worked out for us either, has it? Mary Lou: Boy! Talk about your negative outlook!
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
No stress, Gene.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
Just got to keep trying, working on it is half the fun after all.
rusty gate over 8 years ago
You seem to be pretty successful at planting seeds.
InColorado over 8 years ago
Oh, oh, Gene shoots blanks.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Come on Gene, everyone knows that to achieve success you have to rise to the occasion.
timzsixty9 over 8 years ago
“if at first you don’t succeed….!”
unclebob53703 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Gene isn’t looking at The Big Picture
More or Less Premium Member over 8 years ago
Talk about a win-win offer.
Colonelkay over 8 years ago
He doesn’t take after Arlo in this aspect. Arlo wouldn’t hesitate at that offer.
Varnes over 8 years ago
I agree with moreorless, Enjoy it while you can buddy….A great excuse to have a lot of sex…….When a kid comes along, there will be lots of excuses for not having it…..
ralphyork666 over 8 years ago
Waiting for our resident censor, Schroeder, to comment on how this can be about sex. Yuck!
Doctor_McCoy over 8 years ago
What’s Mary Lou doing with her hand(s)? Trying to take his shirt off?
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
Wait until you can afford another child.
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
How can either of them have the energy right now, after all they’ve done today?
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
@dani: amen
carhop over 8 years ago
maybe it’s not Gene
brmjlm_5 over 8 years ago
Half the fun is the practicing all the time
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
A generational reversal of roles taking place here! Or is that the way it alway’s is?
Jelfring Premium Member over 8 years ago
At least her hands are in his shirt, not has pants. For now anyway.
Steven Wright over 8 years ago
Interestingly, when it’s for relaxation you are more likely to get a child out of the process. Something about the chemicals and stress makes it work that way.
rodjen1 over 8 years ago
They already have one. That should be enough, considering they’re under financial stress.
ARLOS DAD over 8 years ago
Baby squash??…
ScullyUFO over 8 years ago
I’m amazed everyone has missed it. “Baby project” is code for “the whoopie lamp is on” (which is also code).
Pleasure-Nubbins over 8 years ago
There’s always one more furrow to plough!
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
It would figure that they would finally get a customer just now. They’re selling carrots and here they are going at it like rabbits.
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Umm, I think Mary Lou is about to announce that the Baby Project is already a done deal. The guy is always the last to know.
mjb515 over 8 years ago
If Arlo was there he would be wondering how the apple fell so far from the tee.
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
AS a co-worker discovered a few years back, sometimes the problem is that you qare trying Too Frequently.She & Hubby had been “working” very diligently on the Baby Project for months. to the point where she admitted that it was beginning to feel more like a Job than Fun.Then, his job sent him out of town for 3 weeks.Their best guess was that the Baby “happened” the day he got home, rested, recharged and ready to Enjoy life again..