Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2016

Wow, voting is more dangerous than football.

Sing along with Sherlock: “We don’t need no education…”

What a great idea! Get a production line going. Those are gonna sell like hotcakes this fall!

If Trump is elected, I want a wall session so I too can miss the next 4 years.

Ooh! Ooh! ME NEXT!

Where is this wall? I know many politicians that could really use it.

So THAT’s what Trump meant by building a wall…

Well, Goat is a goat, after all, and thus particularly well equipped for voting… I mean banging his head against a wall.

This could be profitable. With about 146 million registered voters you’d be able to sell about 73 million.Just a thought – talk about voter turnout is misleading. In the 2012 election is has been reported that voter turnout was 57.5% but that’s based on eligible voters (~220 million). If you look at registered voters the turnout was about 86.2%

Well, I’m actually a lot more optimistic about who will win and what the next four years will be like———————within certain definable limits .

But it only works if your candidate wins.If the opposition candidate wins, you cannot be oblivious and without consciousness of the horrors of it all.You must suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.You have to be on the right side of the wall.

LET ME TRY!!!

This one made me laugh out loud!Also, how can Rat guarantee that you’re knocked unconscious for the next four years? What if you wake up earlier? Or not at all?And if Rat is running for President, why is he discouraging voting?

this is the funniest thing I have seen this morning…so true

I’ll bet there are those out there that would pay to use Rat’s voting booth.

Look on the Brightside….it will get worse..Though it sounds like a classic start to a joke (that few will laugh at) :A socialist, a thief, and a liar show up on TV…..

Give that Rat a Nobel Prize.

Ow! Ow!Again, please, sir! The coma has to last for at least four years!Rat is a political genius.

one of the best ideas Rat has ever came up with

Crap, Rat, vote first, complain later. It won’t be the perfect world, but there are MANY banking on the apathy of would-be voters. Vote today, and if you can, vote tomorrow, too.

This is the 2nd political strip I’ve seen today.First one being “Calvin & Hobbes”xxx

I kind of wish this was a thing. Think we could get Trump to finance this one?

Please, please, PLEASE put those up in front of the “Trump” selections.

thumbs down!