Back in the late 1960s, my mother kept one of them, the heavy rubber kind that were in use in those days, under the seat of her car in case anyone ever tried to attack her..Later she swapped it out for a handgun.
Steven Wright did a joke about causing a commotion at the register when he tried to buy that thing. “No, I NEED this. You don’t know what it’s like where I live.”
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
typical (must be brown shirt’s first time in a grocery store)
Leroy over 8 years ago
“I need four of these for marking my personal space in elevators.”
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Crowding control.
dadoctah over 8 years ago
Back in the late 1960s, my mother kept one of them, the heavy rubber kind that were in use in those days, under the seat of her car in case anyone ever tried to attack her..Later she swapped it out for a handgun.
æ² over 8 years ago
Steven Wright did a joke about causing a commotion at the register when he tried to buy that thing. “No, I NEED this. You don’t know what it’s like where I live.”
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 8 years ago
Haha! This was wonderfully clever! F Minus is always good, but this one today, to me, was especially great!!!
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
if someone wants to buy it, sell it and order more…make sure to mark it up 10 to 20% above cost to make it worth while to the store.
Alan Steenhouwer over 8 years ago
No. He NEEDS those. You don’t know what it’s like where he is.
Nougat over 3 years ago
“Yeah. I’m using it properly.”