Herman by Jim Unger for April 21, 2016

Great advice, Doc! Never tick that woman off again! She might kill you next time.

What’d I do, doc? She asked me if that dress made her look fat, and I said, “Only a little bit.”

This comes under the heading of: When Am I Ever Going To Learn To Keep My Big Mouth Shut ?

i always reply, “It makes you look sleek..”

As is, everyone thinks it’s funny. But make the patient a woman, and substitute the word “husband” for “wife,” and the media will explode, the comic will be banned, and we will hear about it for months.

What is the double standard here? I thought everyone wanted equality. Why is this good and the other way is bad?

Actions have consequences.Speaking is an action.

This was the work of your mother-n-law – I know your wife’s work.