Green man: If the emergency parachute doesn't work? If that happens, just try really hard to wake up.
We’ll be needing two body casts and hospital beds.
Then pull the ripcord and your pyjama pants will fall down.
“Hey, stop taildivegating!”
Great advice, only when I woke up I rolled over and fell out of the plane.
Not even that. I tell people that when I’m close to death, I’m going skydiving. Death and burial in one fell stoop.
If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving probably isn’t for you.
November 07, 2013
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
We’ll be needing two body casts and hospital beds.
Superfrog over 8 years ago
Then pull the ripcord and your pyjama pants will fall down.
Mopman over 8 years ago
“Hey, stop taildivegating!”
The Reader Premium Member over 8 years ago
Great advice, only when I woke up I rolled over and fell out of the plane.
Cerabooge over 8 years ago
Not even that. I tell people that when I’m close to death, I’m going skydiving. Death and burial in one fell stoop.
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving probably isn’t for you.