Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 19, 2010

BS for short.

In America, we call it Fish and FRIES syndrome, complicated by Bar Stool Butt. Now Andy, there’s a picture of health and nutrition.

I don’t get it. Flo works all the time. Probably eats smarter. Andy drinks and loafs all the time. Why’s Andy thinner than Flo?

Well it’s because………………………

Let me think on that a while.

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Wait a minute! Andy loafs all the time? Obviously, you critics haven’t spent very much time in bars(pubs). Nobody seems to realize just how much work it takes to sit on a bar stool for 8 to 10 hours! It’s not easy. It takes a lot of concentration and stick-to-it’ivness! You have to be dedicated! Shame on all you nay-sayers!

As one of our best customers says “You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning”

Thanks for the info, Flo. I believe that I suffer from the same magnetic blood disorder. That would explain why I have all this lead in my @$$

Their all the same… AND they all change!!! Lie, Lie, Lie

I miss riding a bike too stiff but walking is good. Flo your eating too much fat. Different spam alert trying to fit in like comments.

To lose weight and be fit, Flo merely has to emulate Andy as closely as possible.

(Results may vary.)

@Bdaysuit—Personal experience, I was reasonably fit for work and walking until I quit smoking and drinking. After quitting, I gained 100 lbs. Go figure.

LOL, Just can’t win, can you.