Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for February 17, 2018

What do you call someone who drinks tea for a tickle in his throat while going down the Alps? Chai-cough-ski. {crickets chirping} Uh… is thing on?

And afterwards, he said, “I’ll be Bach again.”

Roll over, Beethoven.

Just ask Melvin Kaminsky…

Poor Schroeder, he just couldn’t Handel it

Bach wrote music, but the music never wrote Bach.

Should all the punsters here be imprisoned in the bathroom in a John Cage? (The sentence should require that they be silent for four minutes, 33 seconds.)

I hope Pastis does not see this one…to encouraging for bad puns.

I hope Pastis does not see this one…to encouraging for bad puns.

Keep it up, CB, and poor Schroeder will be Straussed out!

Honestly, I prefer Sam & Max.

You all have really outdone yourselves with the comments here today/tonight. Thanks for all the smiles.

The reason why the pun failed is that CB omitted the c in Schubert.