Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for March 13, 2018

everybody’s got standards by which to live

Ever hear of the five-second rule, Lucy?

Greed wins out over hygiene, every time.

I guess Lucy never heard of the five second rule.

What I heard was that in their lifetime a person could expect to eat a peck of dirt. Since no one (esp. a kid) knows what a peck is, we’re fine with that.

Anybody else notice that Charlie Brown was looking at the wrong side of the box when he said that was the last cookie?

Whenever I said I didn’t like something, my grandmother would tell me you’ll eat s**t before you die, not literally, of course. On the other hand, I’m probably one of the few people that don’t like baked beans, so that’s close, very close.

the actual definitive actions in the reality of a situation – always seem to be slightly more telling of a person – than theoretical words being spoken in a knee-jerk reaction :)