Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for August 24, 2018

Brutal honesty.

in years to come, she’ll get another brother

Yup. My sister and Lucy were separated at birth. Linus got the nice one.

This must have been published after Hillary scaled Mt. Everest.

Edmund Hillary you ain’t, Lucy.

And she’s never punished for her cruelty

And so the legend began…

Spiteful, angry, and probably jealous that her little brother is a sweetie-pie and far nicer than she will ever be. Five cents please.

Just remember Lucy – eventually, Linus will be bigger than you are.

Future National Republican Chairwoman….

And what older siblings do when their parents aren’t around.

She’s going to have some very lonely Thanksgivings at the retirement home.

Lucy is a bitch on wheels!!