Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2016

What do you think your relatives say about you, Rat?

To paraphrase Einstein, each minute spent with your relatives seems like an hour, while each hour spent with that cute stranger seems like a minute.

My theory of Relativity: E=MC^2— Everybody is Mother’s Cousin twice removed.

Goat is the Cliff Clavin of Pearls.

Something’s square here besides MC.

Jack Warner, head of Warner Bros. Studios, to Albert Einstein: “I have a theory of relativity too. Don’t hire them.”

A lot of government jobs run on the theory of relativity……..you must be related to get in !

This year, the last of Einstein’s theories- the theory of ripples in space-time, I believe- was shown to be true, making Einstein one of the smartest people on our planet.

Of all my relations I like sex the best.

Einstein’s theory of Relatives at Tea; The more they drank, the longer they talked…

Rat’s theory has been proven.

The bueuty of tea and beer is sooner or later you(or they) have to get up, and then you can lock the door.

The number of relatives who ask to stay over is inversely proportional to the amount of space in your house.

Don’t waste your breath, Goat. You choose to hang out with them.

Just saying.

Got to feel sorry for him though.

xxx

It’s handy for Cartoon-Boy that Pig is is such a hammy ignoramus….

Annoying cousins = Aunts and Uncles demanding thank you cards squared