Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 22, 2016

Oh, Steve….

Target…Bullseye!

“That kid gets no tip.”:Name that movie!

I laughed at guys like Steve in real life, they never got any.

“HERE’S YOUR PAPER! HERE’S YOUR PAPER! HERE’S YOUR PAPER!” ;D

future wedding bells for Steve and Cindy, er Sue.

Oh Steve, and what are you, my good friend?

The more Steve “evolves,” the more he stays the same…

And you are that slug i find under the leaves in my strawberry patch.

This reminds me of James Spader’s movie, “White Palace.”

Next time around hit him with the waffle iron itself……….

Man, if Berke was still drawing this strip, I’d love to be the person who is paid to add the color!

I like to think that Steve has sincere empathy for poor little Sam. Perhaps he does, but his past reputation is making it impossible for anyone to believe that his motives are pure. If only he had a bit more tact, he might have not been rebuffed. By the way, I don’t think the waitress’ name is Sue. She is using a simple verb to tell Steve what she wants to do.

Steve is in the same situation Jim Carrey was in in the movie Liar Liar. He cannot tell a lie and it is ruining his life.

On target! (Regardless of whether the Crocs were from Walmart or Target.)Cindy (or Sue) should let Steve visit little Sam, but NOTHING else….

BB is taking another day off today. He’ll probably do a new Sunday strip tomorrow and rerun the Bloom County Sunday strip from November 11, 1984 on Monday. Seems that on that day the Great Purple One invaded Binkley’s bedroom and freaked him out.

Not that I had much of an opinion either way of You Know Who. During his prime he seemed like a less wholesome version of Michael Jackson. I didn’t see Purple Rain but heard the song on the radio. I knew that he wrote the music for the 1989 Batman movie. But I only found out 2 days ago that he wrote Stand Back which was performed by Stevie Nicks (an artist I admire much more).

Anyway, Good Night Sweet Prince. Not that I have this level of sentiment for him but it seems that no one in cyberspace has said this yet or (among his hard core fans) reads much of Shakespeare.

Slugs like lettuce actually. And you might feel wilted too, Steve if you had to bear the heavy burden Sam’s mother carries.

I feel a marriage coming on…