Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 02, 2016
June 01, 2016
June 03, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: Okay, where do I sign? Hamhock: Right by the lieelt cross of St. Goerge. And check whether you'll be attending the royal wedding. Zonker: The wedding? I'm invited to the wedding? Hamhock: Yup. Your title entitles you. The invite's here in your file. Zonker: I don't believe this! I'm going to meet Fergie! Hamhock: The other stuff in there is the Viscount's personal papers. Zonker: But these are... are... unpaid bills. Hamhock: Some of them are from the 19th century. Fascinating, huh?
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Welcome to aristocracy: title rich, cash poor.
Argythree over 8 years ago
I knew there had to be a catch…
AKHenderson Premium Member over 8 years ago
Maybe the estate has a little room for discreet agriculture…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.. Pablo Picasso.“Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.”.Too many people to cite just one, one of whom is.Aaron Burr “Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done.”.If he’d followed his own advice, he might not have murdered Alexander Hamilton or tried to start his own nation..Live and learn, or don’t.
Mumblix Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sam isn’t even born yet. This is the wedding of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson.
snperch over 8 years ago
Zonker’s nose is feeling the let-down.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
Here come the trick of the tail (of the fox , of course)