Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 07, 2016

NOBODY is sexier (to THIS girl) than a male dancer.

Interestingly, most male ballet dancers are straight while most (but certainly not all) Broadway dancers (chorus types, not leads) are gay. And a former gay co-worker in Indianapolis did run into a few Colts in the local gay bar and they weren’t just “tourists” either.

The Testostero-American Anti-defamation League will have something to say about this.

Yes, young man, your father will be shocked when you tell him you want to dance the role of Princess Odette.

“Hello, coach Hacker. Shouldn’t you be teaching boys how to play with balls?” – Stephen Hyde

Note that the “early” Binkley is indeed called “Michael”, strongly suggesting that he is indeed the same character who BB decided to re-design, (rather than a last name he decided to re-use).

I remember back in the 60s I was in New York at a small restaurant when a rather handsome ‘macho’ young man asked if he could share our table since there were no seats left. We said yes and had a pleasant conversation.After a bit I mentioned that he looked familiar. Turned our he was the actor who played the Marlboro Man in the famous cigarette commercials; you remember, the cowboy that had the Marlboro tattoo on the back of his hand.Also turned out that this famous ‘macho’ image was as gay as you could get. We chuckle about that to this day.

So instead of knocking heads, he’ll be blowing minds.

And the Dragoncat Award for Best Mind-Boggle goes to Bruno Zeigerts! That is one interesting theory.

Ah, the old helmet-jump shocker. Mikey Binkley is just an odd duck regardless of his sexual preferences (if any)….