Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 05, 2018

Any amount of Richard Simmons, for that matter.

You shake six trim tons, what do you get?Another day older, and scared to deathSaint Peter won’t you help me, ‘cause I’m frightened so,Protect my soul from the Anxiety Door.

(with apologies to Tennessee Ernie Ford)

To anyone, needless to say. LOL

Great, now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. Thanks BB

That settles it, I’m moving my dresser in front of my closet door tonight.

Where is Richard Simmons anyway?

You need the workout, Young Binkley! Do what ol’ Six-Ton says, like “Simon Sez”!