It’s about preserving business. Medics need patients. As ‘an apple a day keeps the doctor away’, it follows that detering people from eating apples is good for the medical business.
This does not apply to tobacco.
Humour warning. People taking the first paragraph seriously need to visit a doctor.
After they traced the Snow White incident back to one bad apple, the Feds decided that the best non-overreactive response was to ban all apples.
Much like their non-overreactive decision to place a ban on off-shore drilling after the one incident in the Gulf of Mexico.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Truth in advertising?
Dutchboy1 over 14 years ago
WARNING!!! The Surgeon General had determined that lIfe can be hazardous to your health!
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
It must be a poison apple.
rshive over 14 years ago
Your name wouldn’t be Snow White by chance?
GreatEighthSin over 14 years ago
An apple a day keeps the doctor… at your bedside!? 0.0
g.iangoodson over 14 years ago
It’s about preserving business. Medics need patients. As ‘an apple a day keeps the doctor away’, it follows that detering people from eating apples is good for the medical business.
This does not apply to tobacco.
Humour warning. People taking the first paragraph seriously need to visit a doctor.
cdward over 14 years ago
Thankfully, the apple is one of the few things there aren’t warning about because they are healthy.
Unless, that is, you’re my wife. Then an apple will send you to the hospital because she’s deathly allergic to them.
cats32 over 14 years ago
lol
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
Snow White’s evil step-mother shops here for all her poisonous apple needs!
N.D.Pendent over 14 years ago
After they traced the Snow White incident back to one bad apple, the Feds decided that the best non-overreactive response was to ban all apples. Much like their non-overreactive decision to place a ban on off-shore drilling after the one incident in the Gulf of Mexico.