Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 05, 2021

Ah, the good old days, before there were cordless phones, yea, so-called “smartphones.” Think a smartphone would help Opus?

The U.S. Olympic Committee should order Now! Time’s a-wasting. “Break Dancing” will be an Olympic event in Paris in 2024. (facepalm)

There are times i like to watch infomercials just to mock them.

I thought Opus learned his lesson with Turnip Twaddlers…

He doesn’t have fingers or thumbs, either, but he’s holding a phone in the first frame.

Wait a minute… Boogaloo? Shame on you Opus.

Birds do actually have knees. It’s where the drumstick attaches to the thigh.

And here we have the inspiration for that important philosophical question, “Do penguins have knees?”

Who’d of thought that Opus was a Boogaloo Boy?

Penguins do have knees; they’re a few inches above the bottom of their body fat.

Can you say “suggestible,” Opus?

“Suggestible!” Yes, yes! I’ll say it a dozen times!

Q.E.D.