Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 14, 2022

Sounds like some men I knew.

Tramps like us.

My, these long term relationships can be hard.

You dodged a bullet, Gloria.

Uh, actually Steve, her name is Gladys.

He must be serious. He spilled his martini.

Seems like he would have at least waited to get her home for a “sleep-over.”

Consider yourself lucky Gloria. That’s only 40 minutes you won’t get back…….Could have easily been thirty years or more!

An early Ass 45!

Enough time to flirt, and Steve thinks it’s getting to serious.

I walked up to a pretty lady at the bar and asked, “Will you or won’t you?”

She said, “My place or yours?”

I replied, “Well, if it’s going to lead to this constant bickering, you can forget the whole thing!”

And besides, her name’s Susan

Is it just me, or has this strip recently got smaller and more difficult to read ? Zooming the screen to 125% helps a bit but reduces the resolution and makes it fuzzier ?

Steve sounds like me in my salad-days!

Steve Dallas: an archetype (and not a good one).

Gloria: see Laura Branigan….