Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 20, 2022

It’s too early in the morning for such a whopper.

Wait… Wasn’t precisely Opus in charge of the personal ads in the local newspaper?

Nope, I never have and never will lie on my taxes. Holy heck, the last thing I want is an IRS audit. I get they are more painful than a endoscopy and colonoscopy done at the same time!

Not about things that are so obviously verifiable. She won’t even see you sitting in the café.

this isn’t a little fibbing, he’s writing more fiction that charles dickens

There is nothing wrong with his self perception or ego that a few white lies won’t fix.

Ah, so that’s why his nose is so big, PinocchiOpus… ☺

Like most dating apps.

Was this before or after Opus ran the Personals desk at the local paper?

Coward! Liar! Cheat! —-Like so many Personal Ads.

NEVER on the Income Tax! I’m afraid of the feds….