Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 12, 2023

Having watched the first “50 Shades of Grey” movie (and not bothering with the rest), I’d be apprehensive about a romantic partner handing me a bunch of documents to sign.

None? Isn’t Opus married? OK, just answered my question.

I didn’t realize I was a prude.

Opus needs to hang out with a better class of weirdos.

So glad I’m not dating then and especially now.

hmmmm ….. maybe avoiding sexual promiscuity is better than having enough of a history to create your own dossier. Sad, and a basis to understand the destruction of our society and civilization.

Opus: He ain’t got what the women don’t need… ㋛

Alla girls hungry for that Penguin Lust!

Yeah, I figured his actual question would be something like that.

Looks like there is going to be a bar fight over Opus. He’d better run while he can.

Just curious: Why doesn’t Gocomics run these strips… on Sundays?!?

Steer clear of the Singles Mingle, Opus! Take refuge from these rapacious women in the Men’s Room, if you can find it….