Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 25, 2023

Those American televangelists didn’t usually make much impact here in Norway (we had a few of our own), but God’s shakedown of Oral Roberts was reported and ridiculed.

Just the thought of that would have enticed me more than buying a lottery ticket with that money.

Religion, the last refuge of a scoundrel. And of course career politicians.

Cheap at twice the price.

I might still find money send the survivors home.

Oh, if only Jerry Falwell Sr. had gone to his God in the 80s. It would have given Junior more time to screw things up.

He’s going to be as rich as Croesus.

Take both Bakkers and jump forward in time to take “Blinky” Osteen and I’ll double the donation.

Opus will.

Dang, He still hasn’t gotten to Swaggart and Bakker yet!!

A headline from the Onion: “God Kills Oral Roberts For Fundraising Shortfall”

BB forgot my favorite: Ernest Angley.

this is where this video comes from: https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=2-rfCnW5VlE

That’s what happens when you catch someone being wholesome!

Or Biden, Schumer, Pelosi, Menendez, Harris, etc

Wow! It’s a good thing Mr. Penguin Opus has gobs of cash handy to pay Fundamentally Oral Bill off to off the other four—err, I mean support Bill’s ministry in its struggle against the minions of Satan! Yeah; that’s it….