Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 03, 2023

Didn’t know Bill had a ministry

PENGUINS GOT TOES 111

Only Opus could fall asleep with a tube of Pringles on his head…LOL

This could get ugly.

Title is a spoof of Hour of Power, a ministry in its second generation of Robert Schullers. The story of the senior Robert Schuller and the Crystal Cathedral is, to me, worthy of a miniseries.

The top to Opus’s Pringles flew off. Behold the power of Bill

If the shoe fits…….lol

Immortalized in song by a Celtic folk-rock group called Annwyn, on their album “The Lovers Enchanted”. It’s available on most of the steaming services.

It’s quite the hoot – and no, you can’t have my copy of the CD.

One of the few times Bill actually spoke.

Shades of Gregory Corso!

Muskrat fun, anyone?

What do you expect when “Gen P” is participating in “COOK and Twingles…” penguin lust is the next logical step for this lost generation. We must turn to the Tower of Power with Glower… in this very Hour! Before it’s too late.

Does Oral Bill have a wife that puts on her make up with a trowel? That seems to be a requirement back in the day.

Would that be lust for penguins or lust by penguins?

Opus may have some sort of problem with all that pressure on his libido.

…followed by a ‘How you should don’t’ (Yes, I know that it’s bad grammar, but good grammar just doesn’t make it at all funny!!)

PENGUIN LUST!

OMG, OMG, OMG! Mr. Penguin Opus, everything wrong in the world is your fault!

“They” will be coming for you, Opus…

And there it is.

I gave in to my Penguin Lust urges back when this first was published, and never looked back!

What a wild crazy trip it has been!

Is that lust FOR penguins, or BY penguins?

Geez Oral Bill, tell us something we don’t know!

Pick a cause nobody has ever heard about, lean on it hard with a week of sermons and interviews, deny you hate “those people”, act appalled when your followers start beating/murdering “those people”, Collect millions of dollars. Repeat.

Opus better go to ground.