Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 28, 2024

Now would be a good time to quit smoking.

OK, I’ll say it. She looks like Melania.

Deep six the cancer stix, Opus!

There was another one like this where the lady’s requirements absolutely matched Opus (but nothing about smokers). In the final panel, Opus turns to us and says something like, “On my life, I have no idea what to do right now…” ㋛

After the breakup, you’ll take up smoking again. And drinking

Don’t fall for it, Opus, that’s Steve in a wig.

Poor Opus. Behind the curve again.

Cigarette OUT! Date…ON!!

All personals always forever everywhere should say “no smoking”.